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Greasy Jesus Seen in Britain

Not surprisingly, Jesus was spotted recently in Britain in the grease on a baking pan used to cook burgers.

The 21-year-old, from Harrogate, Yorkshire, was stunned by what he saw in the leftover grease.
He said: “I went back to the kitchen after having dinner to get a drink and I just saw it straight away – the face of [...]

The Gospel according to Manny Ramirez

Tonight Manny Ramirez returns to Major League Baseball after a 50-game suspension for his use of performance-enhancing drugs. Today he gave his first press conference, which had some interesting “religious” statements.
He began by stating,
“God is good, and good is God.”
Very profound, and worthy of being tattooed on the foreheads of Manny fans.
And [...]