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Greasy Jesus Seen in Britain

Not surprisingly, Jesus was spotted recently in Britain in the grease on a baking pan used to cook burgers.

The 21-year-old, from Harrogate, Yorkshire, was stunned by what he saw in the leftover grease.
He said: “I went back to the kitchen after having dinner to get a drink and I just saw it straight away – the face of [...]

No Shirt, No Zwinglee!

Can you guess what Jim West is buying his entire family and six Facebook friends for Christmas this year?
BTW, who is this ZWINGLEY chap?!

Must-have Memorabilia for John Calvin at 500 years

Today marks the 500-year anniversary of John Calvin’s birth. Rather than posting random smart quotes by the smart guy, I list SEVEN must-have items for the die-hard Calvin enthusiast. Collect them all!
1) Calvin 500 Commemorative Gold Alloy Coin. Very limited edition! (Also comes in bronze and silver.)

2) Calvin 500 mug.

3) “I [heart] Calvin” button pin.

4) Calvin Bobble-head.

5) [...]

violent death of a fellow pacifist

To all my fellow peacemakers, a fellow pacifist experienced a violent death while making a nonviolent stance. What convictions he had …

Jim West now wants to be my Facebook friend (again)

Imagine waking up and seeing this on your Facebook account:

This Facebook friend request is a biblioblog equivalence to Ashton Kutcher or Oprah requesting a friendship with you on Facebook. Lo and behold, this timely request by the biblioblog bigwig, Jim West, comes after my post “I once was a friend of Jim West on Facebook“. [...]

I once was a friend of Jim West on Facebook

In light of Jim West’s post on “Famous Scholars and Their Stalkers”, I would like to bring up my past association with the big cheese, Jim West. Back in the days when I was a nobody in the wacky world of biblilioblogs, I became Facebook friends with the now #1 seed Jim West, the current [...]

Want to be a college professor?

Against Twitter: according to Moral Philosophy

Here is a fun case made against Twitter according to moral philosophy.
Against All Tweets
24 June 2009 by James Anderson (Analogical Thoughts)
Semi-Serious Warm-Up Argument
(1) Twittering requires communication in 140 characters or less.
(2) Almost nothing of substance can be adequately communicated in 140 characters or less.
(3) Therefore, almost nothing of substance can be adequately communicated by [...]

Another Bad Jesus Tattoo: Hello Kitty!

curiously bizarre … why get a tattoo of this? just make a t-shirt or something!
Behold…Kitty Christ!

Bad Jesus Tattoo: OMG LOL

Why? … Really, why? …

Doonesbury Comic: Jesus superior than God?

Doonesbury Comic Waxes Eloquent on the Greatness of Jesus, Slams Old Testament God
By Benjamin Weiner over at ReligionDispatches
Doonesbury creator Gary Trudeau picks up an unfortunate thread in his latest cartoon, in which a character ponders the superiority of Jesus to the wrathful OT deity, and inferences are made regarding moneychangers and usury.
…
The Doonesbury comic strip of [...]

LOL correction

= Figuratively Laughing Out Loud (at the loudness degree of) ZERO

conservatives, gay marriages, and sex changes

A new, funny video from The Onion. I am surprised they have not done this one earlier!
Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage
Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage

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